This week’s plot still screamed “daytime television,” but it’s gotten a little bit better. Dirty uncle Jack is back looking dirtier than ever. I wonder what dirty uncle Blair sex was like: dirty (as is my mind)? Chuck’s maybe mom is sketchy and in cahoots with dirty Jack (how did Chuck fall for this?). No one works or goes to school. Lily and Rufus are still boring. Dorota and Eric are still M.I.A. Jenny is still a virgin or at least a half virgin (remember that amazing Regina George line in Mean Girls: “I was half a virgin when I met him”?).
Now that she is a grown-up, Vanessa is a DVF girl. Sexy, confident, and a little bohemian. That “no-friend” dress was killer. Still boggles my mind how she can afford all this stuff. I mean, she should be the one selling drugs and stealing Valentinos.
Oscar de la Renta clutch
But she sure looks good in Stella McCartney! Remember that Stella lace jumpsuit she wore to a family Thanksgiving dinner? Slutty. But it works for her (hence the above list of conquests).
Siman Tu black drop earrings
Christian Louboutin pumps (not pictured)
Judith Leiber chain-strap bag
P.S. Thanks to InStyle Magazine for the info.