“Tights are NOT pants.” – Blair Waldorf (season 2)

Well Blair wore leggings as pants… Do I forgive her? Yes. It was clearly her interpretation of Audrey Hepburn’s beatnik character in Funny Face. And really, when paired with Manolos and a two-tone Chanel, who’s noticing a minor fashion faux pas?

Theory ‘Nivalis‘ coat
Vince leggings
Manolo Blahnik leopard print pumps
Chanel two-tone bag
Ralph Lauren beret
Judith Jack crystal bangle

two-tone Chanel (currently #1 on my wish list)

I loved Blair’s over-the-top acting as the Evil Queen. Because, clearly, she just played herself. The whole play was amazingly awful and total post-modern bullshit crap expected from a bunch of NYU drama students. Loved it! I also love that Cyrus knows Lady GaGa (and Cindy Lauper). Can he come back now (but without his greasy son)?

Alice + Olivia party dress

So Dan went from Threesome Boy back to Lonely Boy faster than you can say “GaGa”. He deserves it! Everyone knows the third person is supposed to be a stranger! I guess he’ll be back to moping around and writing short stories for the New Yorker. I did love the ‘Baum-Chicka-Wow-Wow’ music in his flashbacks of the Ménage à Trois. Oh Dan, you have so much to learn… You clearly need to hang out with Chuck more often.

Au revoir Olivia! You weren’t as awful as I thought you’d be, so, just this once, I’ll include you in the fashion round-up as a proper send-off. Bye bye.

Cynthia Steffe Ponte Sheath Dress
Vanessa is so on and off with her clothes. When she’s on, she’s ON! I love love love her DVF coat from the ‘Nomad’ collection. I love how she broke Dan’s heart without even realizing it. I love the fact that she finally gets to be ‘the one to desire’. I hope she plays hard-to-get with Dan. He needs to work harder.

Diane von Furstenberg coat
Nanette Lepore dress
American Apparel leggings
L.A.M.B. bag
Gemma Redux necklace
Brian Atwood ruched ankle boots

This drug dealer guy: not hot. Couldn’t they find someone more exciting? Geez. Meanwhile, Jenny must have bought out Alexander Wang’s entire collection. It certainly pays to be an honorary Bass-Van Der Woodsen. Can Lily adopt me too?

Alexander Wang leather combo jacket
Topshop lace overlay dress
Hue tights
Treesje studded cross-body bag

Oh Serena, now you’re torn between Tripp and Nate? Life is hard for you.

Twenty8Twelve coat
Alice + Olivia dress
Hue tights
Kotur bag
Stephen Dweck necklace
Manolo BlahnikMazhamar‘ buckled suede sandal

And you get to wear these:

Manolo BlahnikMazhamar.

What, no Eric tonight? And why wasn’t Dorota helping Blair with the cabaret? She could have been making her famous saketinis.

It Girl

P.S. Thanks to www.gossipgirlfashion.net and InStyle Magazine for some of the info.