How high is too high? Are these too high? They claim to be only five inches, but to me they seem Lady Gaga insane. Needless to say, I want them. I like towering over everything (it’s such a rare occurrence, being 5’6″). It’s all about the mega platform — reminds me of the Fendi stompers I lusted over last spring.

Imagine floating so high above the ground? Would you dare?

$400 at SSense.