Yes, you read it right: a bottle holder. Whatever genius (maybe Karl, maybe not) was in charge of Chanel’s accessories in the early 90s decided that this was a brilliant idea. I’m sure it wasn’t meant to be a big sales hit or anything, but rather a look-how-ridiculously-rich-I-am gadget. Well, in my fantasy world I am a ridiculously rich bitch with a penchant for fabulous cocktail parties, so I need this.

Of course I would never use it for a bottle of Evian (drinking water is way too pedestrian), but rather for a bottle of 1998 Chateau Petrus. In fact, I think I’d need a few.
$ 2,434 US at Far Fetch.