Where do I even begin? That was spectacular!
Chuck. Chuck! Chuck? Why? Well, I know: you’ve always wanted it. We remember your roof moment with Jenny in Season 1. Don’t pretend it hasn’t crossed your mind before. But of course, in the world of Gossip Girl, deflowering teenage virgins directly leads to getting shot on the sketchy streets of Prague.
And Jenny? All the screw-up moments have been leading to this, the final fall and demise. Because nothing says “fall from grace” like sleeping with Chuck Bass. And that was really uncomfortable, awkward and dirty (just like teenage sex that I remember). Brings a whole new level to the term “shame f**k.” Having said that, it made sense for Jenny’s character. Her self-esteem has been slowly chipped away since she stole that Valentino gown in Season 1, and it’s been bad karma ever since. It’s hard to be from the wrong side of the tracks, or in Jenny’s case, the wrong side of the bridge.
Un-Blair as Blair was, she did wear one of my favourite outfits this season: the adorable Sariah floral dress under the bright green Barney’s cape paired with happy yellow Louboutins and a matching Longchamp satchel. It matched her hopeful mood.
Barneys CO-OP cape
Christian Louboutin “New Simple” pump
Longchamp “Gatsby” satchel
Until next time – in Paris! You know you love me.