So I was right! Jenny is becoming Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. Nate is so dumb and easily confused. Why else would he have his last name embroidered on all his shirts? His brain probably can’t even tell Jenny and Serena apart. Tall, blond, skinny… same diff.
Breaking up is hard to do but Blair is determined to move on by getting back in the dating game and putting all her Chuck memories into one box titled “Old Life!” C’mon – no way all the Chuck things would require only one little box! Her prom Marchesa and her “Anna Karenina” furry hat would require at least two alone! I loved Dorota’s advice: “Why don’t we go feed ducks in park? Just the two of us.” Can I go do that with you? I really need my own Dorota.
The Baldwin! I love the way Baldwins talk in the low voice. I think they may have invented the “talking like Chuck Bass” voice. Or Christian Bale’s voice in Batman. But why does he have to be evil? Why does everyone from the past need to be evil? C’mon writers! It’s becoming too obvious!
Lily was back but, sadly, no Hermès. She did wear an amazing gray wool dress from Milly’s fall collection and, very Lily, Bounkit turquoise earrings (sorry, CW didn’t release a picture but I’ll try and get a screencap).
I’m really starting to hate Rufus and his jealousy issues. He seems so desperate now that he’s a kept man. Maybe he should do what other rich housewives do: sit on the board of the Met or start his own handbag line.
YSL large leather “Muse” bag
YSL Tribute pumps
Of course I’m not into this new Willa character but her line “Who is that slut?” upon seeing Jenny was spot on. I realize that Rufus is super busy being a Desperate Housewife of Manhattan but he should really think twice before letting Jenny leave the house looking like a baby prostitute. At least she finally ditched those lace tights.
AV Max and Sorrelli necklaces
Giles & Brother bracelet
Pierre Hardy booties (Fall 2009)
PS. Thanks to InStyle Magazine for the info.
PPS. I’ll be starting my Gossip Girl giveaway next week! It’s a good one!