Seriously one of the funniest interviews I have ever read. Interviewed by the infamous writer/filmmaker Bruce LaBruce for Vice Magazine, Karl opens up on everything from gay marriage, acting for Andy Warhol, porn, bourgeois, to why he wears his sunglasses in public. Seven pages of pure amazing-ness that is Karl Lagerfeld. Karl Poetry at its best.

His sunglasses are his “burka” but don’t ask him to take them off during an interview.

I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, “It’s impolite; remove your glasses.” I said, “Do I ask you to remove your bra?”

Yes, seven pages of this kind of amazing-ness.

Read the complete interview online at www.viceland.com.