I never get tired of the amazing stuff that comes out of Karl Lagerfeld‘s mouth.

From his Twitter:

“Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad.”

“My dream? Transparent fur. The hair on plastic and not on leather. We’ve tried, but nobody has found it yet.”

“Nothing scares me more than people with some doll collection. As a child, I never played with anything like toys. I wanted to be a grown-up.”

Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems.”